Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of bread. Little Johnny was coming home from the store, swinging the loaf of bread in one hand while his other hand was in his pants pocket. Along came Priest Joseph and he thought to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny." He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?" Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."