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Staff meeting

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Fungunner, Oct 30, 2003.

  1. Fungunner

    Fungunner

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    The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle
    of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who
    understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose
    of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising
    slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
    written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
    variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their
    suggestions and created a Top Ten List.

    After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well
    for everyone.

    VIAGRA TOP TEN LIST
    10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
    8. Viagra, Like a rock!
    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
    3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
    2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
    And the unanimous number one slogan:
    1. This is your *****... This is your ***** on drugs.
     
  2. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    LMAO, now thats pretty good!