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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by heyTJ, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. heyTJ

    heyTJ Giddy up!

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    In a recent study on the North American males sports interests and habits it
    was found that the sport of choice showed a direct correlation to a person's
    station in life:

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball;
    2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling;
    3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football;
    4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball;
    5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis;
    6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

    The study went further, establishing that the higher you are in the corporate
    structure, the smaller your balls become.