Sports Families

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 16, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were
    having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.

    The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, "I have four
    sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."

    The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating,
    "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I'll have a
    football team."

    To which the Mormon man replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I
    have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."