"Sports Comments"

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Sports Comments"

    1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
    "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
    morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
    "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal
    experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
    "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one
    behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the
    similar one in back."

    4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
    "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing
    but none of them really that serious."

    6. Baseball announcer:
    "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the
    same thing again."

    7. Basketball analyst:
    "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact
    you can see it all over their faces."

    8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
    "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is
    hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

    9. Metro Radio, College Football:
    "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks
    on the field."

    10. US Open TV Commentator:
    "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that,
    before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and
    them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

  2. big joe

    big joe

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