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Spiders

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 6, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
    Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?? she asked.
    Their mating, her father replied.
    What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?? she asked.
    Thats a daddy longlegs. her father answered.
    So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?? the little girl asked.
    No, her father replied. Both of them are daddy longlegs.
    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. Well, were not having that sort of crap in our garden.