Sperm count

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 10, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man and his wife were trying to have a baby, but after several months
    they still had no success. The man decided to go to the doctor to see
    what the problem was.

    The doctor told him, "Maybe you have a low sperm count.
    I'll need to run a few tests, so take this cup. I'll need
    a semen sample."

    The man took the cup, went to the restroom, and handled
    his business. Afterward, a lady walked into the office to
    find out if her baby (still in her womb) was healthy. She started
    talking to the doctor about how excited she was to be having her first
    child. While she was chatting, the man walked out of the restroom with
    his sample but saw the doctor with the lady, so he put the cup down on a
    table and started pacing back and fourth.

    The doctor noticed this and told the lady, "I'll have your
    test results in a moment. Please have a seat while I finish with this
    patient. We have coffee and donuts along with some magazines on the
    table over there."

    The lady sat down, and the man walked over to the doctor and started
    talking about how he and his wife trying to conceive.

    While the man and the doctor were talking, the lady
    interrupted and asked, "Excuse me, but the donuts are dry,
    and I don't drink coffee. Do you have any more milk to go
    with them."

    The doctor says, "Milk? We never had any milk here."