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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by DTQ, Dec 5, 2005.

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    Feb 23, 2005
    a hidden rebel base, with a fridge.
    A senior citizen in Florida went down to the local
    Chevrolet dealer and bought a brand new Corvette convertible.

    Heading off the car lot and down the road, he floored it
    and enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75.

    Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway
    patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I
    can get away from him with no problem" thought the man as he stood on the gas pedal -- 80, 120, 150, 170 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."

    He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
    trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the
    Corvette and walked up to the man.

    "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in
    30 minutes and today is Friday. "If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

    The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago, my
    wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were
    bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper