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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by OMEGA5, Aug 27, 2003.

  1. OMEGA5

    OMEGA5

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    Rcvd this in an email today and wanted to share.



    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over), I
    noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally,
    he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the
    hurry?"

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher." I responded.

    The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What exactly does a
    rectum stretcher DO?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
    fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work
    until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it
    until it's about 6 foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot butt hole?"

    I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
    bridge....."


    Bail: $250
    Ticket: $195
    Look on cop's face: Priceless

    ;b ;P
     
  2. H-D&GLOCK

    H-D&GLOCK Harley Rider

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    thanks, that was a good one.
     

  3. trcubed

    trcubed Senior Member

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    I've heard that joke a hundred times...and it's made me laugh every time!