A man was speeding down the highway, feeling
secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the
same speed. However, as they passed a speed
trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector
and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his
signature and was about to walk away when the
man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but
I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other
cars around me who were going just as fast, so
why did *I* get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly
asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added,
"Ever catch *all* the fish?"
LOL a cop actually told that to one of my uncles!