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Speed trap

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was speeding down the highway, feeling
    secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the
    same speed. However, as they passed a speed
    trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector
    and was pulled over.

    The officer handed him the citation, received his
    signature and was about to walk away when the
    man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but
    I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other
    cars around me who were going just as fast, so
    why did *I* get the ticket?"

    "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly
    asked the man.

    "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

    The officer grinned and added,
    "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
     
  2. Clyde in CO

    Clyde in CO LOL WUT?

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    LOL a cop actually told that to one of my uncles!
     

  3. Dresden

    Dresden Is it Plastic??

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  4. JBBooks

    JBBooks Little Big Man

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    When I asked the question, he said "you where the one who stopped".

    silly me.
     
  5. Zeker

    Zeker

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    I once got stopped by a cop; told to wait on the side of the road and then he sped off. Came back about 20 min. later with two other cars and wrote us all up.