Special skills

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  1. okie

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    "So tell me, Mrs. Jones," asked the interviewer, "do you have any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"
    "Well, actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and
    I also finished my novel."

    "Very impressive," commented the interviewer, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

    Mrs. Jones explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."
     
  2. aspartz

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    Dear ....

    I never thought anything like this was ever going to happen to me. I thought it was only something you read in magazines...

    ARS