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Spank him again

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home
    alone with her 3-year-old daughter, Kathleen. Heidi started to go into labor and
    called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to
    respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
    Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
    helped deliver the baby.

    Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and
    after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and
    spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked
    Kathleen for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old Kathleen what she
    thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
    place. Spank him again."