A wealthy man was having an affair with a beautiful young Italian woman. One day she informed the man she might be pregnant. As he was unwilling to further jeopardize his marriage or reputation he told the woman he would pay her a large upfront sum with generous child support till the child was 18, if only she would agree to return to Italy to rear the child. "When you have the baby, just send me a post card with the word "Spaghetti" on the back. Then I'll know to start sending the money." About nine months later the man comes home from work one day and his wife greets him at the door. "You got a very strange post card in the mail today ," she said. "Just give it too me and I'll explain it." the man answered. The postcard read Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, two with meatballs, one without!