Southern SURVIVOR

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  1. StoneGiant

    StoneGiant

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    an oldie but goodie....

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    Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."

    The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina.

    From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

    I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!


    The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.
     
  2. vafish

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    I wouldn't do that trip in a pink M1 Tank.
     

  3. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    What happened to Texas? Don't we get to get target practice too?
     
  4. David_G17

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    the contestants won't cross the river.:)