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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Unlocked, Feb 13, 2007.

  1. Unlocked

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    Why you should never choke in a Southern restaurant:

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and
    beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
    cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
    distress.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"

    The Woman shakes her head no.

    "Kin ya breathe?"

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
    down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
    tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
    obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
    hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

    His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
    but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
     
  2. DriBak

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