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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Reef Diver, Oct 31, 2002.

  1. Reef Diver

    Reef Diver PWI

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    How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call
    the front desk and say "I got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

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    An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"


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    Two Tennesseans are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens."

    "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"

    "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!"

    "OK. Ummmmm...five?"


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    An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shoot, ain't you fellers still got them big red trucks?"

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    Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
    Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

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    Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911.

    The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

    "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

    Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

    The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

    After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak street and you pick her up there?"

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    Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

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    A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple
    gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

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    What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.