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Southern Blessing

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
    Please keep it cool in mid-July.

    Bless the walls where termites dine,
    while ants and roaches march in time.

    Bless our yard where spiders pass
    the fire ant castles in the grass.

    Bless the garage, a home to please
    carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.

    Bless the love bugs, two by two,
    the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.

    Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
    in the South, Lord, you've put them all!!

    But this is home, and here we'll stay,
    So thank you Lord, for insect spray.