South of the border

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    This is not meant to insult, but to point out the way things would be if reversed.

    Go ahead....enter Mexico illegally!

    Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense...even the President of Mexico says it's OK ....if it's reversed.

    Once there, demand that the local Government provide free medical care
    for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual doctors and nurses.

    Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

    Demand bilingual ballots, and the right to vote, even though you're not a citizen.

    Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with "It's a cultural United States thing, you would not understand, Pal."

    Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

    Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

    Demand classes on American culture in the mexican school system.

    Demand a local Mexican driver's license. This will afford you other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your illegal, unauthorized presence in Mexico.

    Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all it's officers.

    Good Luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, because it will never happen, in Mexico or any other country in the world. Except right here.

    Land of the Freebie....Home of the Naive.