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Figured I would start a general chat thread.
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I have a good story to share.

A week ago I was assigned to intake/receiving and a blind black male in his mid 30s came in with a theft over $500 warrant (theft over $500 is a felony in MD) through another county. We serve the warrant and I escort him to the district court commissioner's office for his initial appearance (the District court commissioner is similar to a magistrate in other states). He gets release on personal recognizance, and I sit him at a desk while my lieutenant checks his paperwork making sure everything is good for him to be released from the facility.

As my lt. is doing that, I'm going through his property making sure everything he came in with is accounted for, and that he didn't have any contraband hidden that another officer may have missed. All of this is in a clear plastic Rubbermaid container. While searching his property, I located a steel tube approximately 3 1/2 inches in length, 1/2 of an inch wide, with a metal screw top "made in china" on the bottom. Thinking that narcotics could possibly be inside, I unscrew the tube and this grayish white substance pours out all inside the clear container, all over the mans property Upon closer inspection, it appears to be some sort of ash like substance...

I turn to my lt., and say "Sir, is this, really what I think it is?" my lt. "Most likely..."
I approach the sitting blind man, set the rubbermaid container next to him and I start handing him his property one item at a time, discreetly wiping off the ash, telling him what each item was. After the blind man takes possession of his property, I ask him "Hey man, whats in the tube?" He replies "My father"

:shocked:.... :rofl: :embarassed:

Later, due to the large amount of ash still in the container, I had to dump in it in the intake trash can :embarassed:



His father got released the same time he did :rofl:
 

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TheeBadOne;11337193 said:
I was going ot start a forum just for you TBO but I didn't think the filter was off so I could start a "Jack off" forum.

:tongueout::rofl::rofl:
 

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Make sure you click on those links of mine
 

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I like the atmosphere here, reminds me of briefing...anything goes
 

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And you don't even have to disguise your voice from the back of the room either.
 

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True, hard to throw things at people too
 

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9L82;11338923 said:
True, hard to throw things at people too
bummer, image won't load any more.
 

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Sorry I'm late getting in here...been doing some training out of town, and limited access to the net. Not to mention my brain is kinda fried from staring at little bitty springs all damn day.

Anyway, this place looks like fun...couple of questions, tho:

1 - Does this mean we're gonna quit hassling folks in GNG, CI, and CT? Hope not, because that can be fun!!

2 - Where are the donuts and strippers? :cool:
 

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1 - Does this mean we're gonna quit hassling folks in GNG, CI, and CT? Hope not, because that can be fun!!
No I had a wonderful time in GNG with the cop haters before the thread on the "nutjob in NY who got tased and died" was closed.

Where are the donuts and strippers?
None of these cheap bastards around here will spring for donuts, and this is a family oriented group sir!

:rofl::rofl:
 

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Dragoon44;11347314 said:
No I had a wonderful time in GNG with the cop haters before the thread on the "nutjob in NY who got tased and died" was closed.



None of these cheap bastards around here will spring for donuts, and this is a family oriented group sir!

:rofl::rofl:
I enjoyed reading that...nothing pisses me off more than having a head full of responses and noticing the thread is closed already!!!!
 

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JohnnyReb;11337194 said:
I have a good story to share.

A week ago I was assigned to intake/receiving and a blind black male in his mid 30s came in with a theft over $500 warrant (theft over $500 is a felony in MD) through another county. We serve the warrant and I escort him to the district court commissioner's office for his initial appearance (the District court commissioner is similar to a magistrate in other states). He gets release on personal recognizance, and I sit him at a desk while my lieutenant checks his paperwork making sure everything is good for him to be released from the facility.

As my lt. is doing that, I'm going through his property making sure everything he came in with is accounted for, and that he didn't have any contraband hidden that another officer may have missed. All of this is in a clear plastic Rubbermaid container. While searching his property, I located a steel tube approximately 3 1/2 inches in length, 1/2 of an inch wide, with a metal screw top "made in china" on the bottom. Thinking that narcotics could possibly be inside, I unscrew the tube and this grayish white substance pours out all inside the clear container, all over the mans property Upon closer inspection, it appears to be some sort of ash like substance...

I turn to my lt., and say "Sir, is this, really what I think it is?" my lt. "Most likely..."
I approach the sitting blind man, set the rubbermaid container next to him and I start handing him his property one item at a time, discreetly wiping off the ash, telling him what each item was. After the blind man takes possession of his property, I ask him "Hey man, whats in the tube?" He replies "My father"

:shocked:.... :rofl: :embarassed:

Later, due to the large amount of ash still in the container, I had to dump in it in the intake trash can :embarassed:



His father got released the same time he did :rofl:

That's great!!!
 

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9L82;11347346 said:
I enjoyed reading that...nothing pisses me off more than having a head full of responses and noticing the thread is closed already!!!!
At least Eric chimed in before he locked the thread.
 

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Dragoon44;11347405 said:
At least Eric chimed in before he locked the thread.
I saw that, even the boss gets pissed at these idiots
 

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AngryBassets;11347381 said:
Nightwork, in the rain, after standing in the rain all day at the range, sucks.

I'm comping out at 3. It's 12:32 now, here in paradise. :faint:
Meh.

I'm here all night. I hope my kid's games tomorrow night aren't cancelled.
 

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13 year old had a football game last night. They dominated (but I'd think that regardless). 9 year old twins have a LL game tomorrow. They don't get any quieter when they get older.
 

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My kid's soccer practice got cancelled. It's damp, chilly and miserable here.

I slept from ~6am to 230pm, so that was nice.

I like midnights. I was really tired and totally out of it last night. Hopefully, it won't be so miserable and I can get in the game a little tonite.
 
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