Soooooooo Blonde..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MooseJaw, Feb 27, 2003.

  1. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    Feb 12, 2002
    She was sooooooooooBlonde...
    She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    She thought General Motors was in the Army.
    She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    She thought Boys II Men was a day-care center.
    At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here" she wrote
    She was soooooooooBlonde...
    She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
    She thought Eartha Kit was a set of garden tools.
    She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
    Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

    She was soooooooooBlonde...
    She tripped over a cordless phone.
    She spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice can because it said
    She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
    She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    She was soooooooooBlonde...
    She studied for a blood test.
    She thought she needed a token to get on the "Soul Train."
    She sold her car for gas money.
    When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
    When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she
    turned around and went home.

    She was sooooooBlonde...
    When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    She thought Taco Bell was Mexicos phone company.
    She thought if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
    She thought she could only use her AM radio in the mornings.
    She had a shirt that said "TGIF" which she thought stood for "This Goes
    in Front."

    Now that's blonde!!