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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    4 Men & Their Sons

    Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the
    fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
    started talking and bragging about their sons.

    The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so
    successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"

    The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a
    multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a
    new Mercedes, fully "loaded."

    The third man said "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so incredibly
    well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."

    The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of
    business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How
    is yours doing?"

    The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."

    The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled
    about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends
    gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."