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Son in law

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

    The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."

    "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

    "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

    "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

    "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
     
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    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!
    I think I know that boy!!!