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Somwhere at sea

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gary W Trott, Apr 5, 2004.

  1. Gary W Trott

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    This one may have been posted before but a search came up with nothing. I'd heard it months ago and could not remember the punchline. Thank heaven for the internet. :) Here goes:

    The six ex-presidents were on a ship when it hit an iceberg.

    Bush: "The ship is sinking!"
    Ford: "What should we do?!"
    Reagan: "Abandon ship!"
    Carter: "Women and children first!"
    Nixon: "Screw the women and children."
    Clinton: "Do we have time for that?"
    http://www.arabtop.net/fun.htm

    *edited to add link and correct the number of presidents*

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