This one may have been posted before but a search came up with nothing. I'd heard it months ago and could not remember the punchline. Thank heaven for the internet. Here goes: The six ex-presidents were on a ship when it hit an iceberg. Bush: "The ship is sinking!" Ford: "What should we do?!" Reagan: "Abandon ship!" Carter: "Women and children first!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children." Clinton: "Do we have time for that?" http://www.arabtop.net/fun.htm *edited to add link and correct the number of presidents* ------------------ Jay Leno on a news report of an attorney representing a dog. "You know a lawyer is really bad when even his clients chase ambulances."