someone at GOOGLE with a sense of humor PLEASE READ

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  1. SawgrassRaven

    SawgrassRaven

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    This is funny. Go to

    www.google.com

    type in

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

    in the search window (just like that- all caps)

    click

    "I'm feeling lucky"

    Read what comes up...

    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
     
  2. N4CDLAW

    N4CDLAW MI Refugee

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    There's a few of these. Try the same technique with "french military victories". My personal favorite.
     

  3. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    See what you get when you try this with 'Miserable Failure'!
     
  4. vafish

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    Well at least Michaelmoore.com comes up second.
     
  5. milkdud

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    Now put in "idiot" and hit "I'm feeling lucky"

    I thought I'd never get off that site !;)
     
  6. DesertEagle

    DesertEagle OH HELL MY HEAD CLM

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    I'm guessing it's the "You are an idiot" page :)

     
  7. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    Bah, I pushed the button after only a few seconds. :p

    I may be an idiot, but I'm a quick idiot.
     
  8. AMX

    AMX

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    Well, it's actually very easy if you know the trick...
     
  9. DesertEagle

    DesertEagle OH HELL MY HEAD CLM

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    I thought it was going to be the albino black sheep "you are an idiot" browser bomb

    D.E.
     
  10. cariboo_kid

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    I've never clicked on the "feeling lucky" button before - thanks for some good chuckles!
     
  11. G36.45

    G36.45

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    It linked me to your family tree....what gives? Is this some kind of joke?? ;Q ;g ;f
     
  12. SKYWLKR

    SKYWLKR

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    It's not Google Employees...

    It’s called mass cross-linking. Google looks at the amount of links to a certain topic and raises the most to the top page.

    Many pages link to other pages that link to other pages and they link to that page and they become very popular on that search term and hit the number one spot..


    Feel good because you have just helped propagate the phenomenon.


    the french one is funny I havent seen that one.

    We almost have Michael Moore on the miserable failure top spot


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    there that might help some
     
  13. SKYWLKR

    SKYWLKR

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    Michael "Miserable Failure" Moore

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    www.michaelmoore.com
     
  14. KA7ZPW

    KA7ZPW

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    there that might help some



    That might help some more.
     
  15. yyElite

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    whoa, whoa, guys!!!


    the google site had been hacked. these jokes will put spyware on you computer. (some call 'em ad-ware)

    You really want to go to ad-aware and download the *free* ad-aware scanner. I caught four new bugs for trying four of the previously posted funnies.


    watch your backdoor
     
  16. DesertEagle

    DesertEagle OH HELL MY HEAD CLM

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    It not google you're looking at anymore once you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. When you click it performs the search, AND THEN AUTOMATICALLY LOADS THE PAGE. Hence it has nothing to do with google, and everything to do with the site that hosts the page that comes up.

    D.E.