Some roommates....I tell you what.

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  1. Foxterriermom

    Foxterriermom No place like home

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    One roommate is next to perfect and is most agreeable, hardly ever causing any dissension in the house. She does rely on me to provide all of her nourishment needs and likes to be touching me as much as possible. She is rather delicate and can also be a little sensitive.

    Another roommate has an affinity for raw meet and will consume just about anything she can successfully harvest from the back yard, which includes an assortment of birds and varying rodents. The main issue with this predilection is that although she may obtain the occasional meal outside, she likes to bring it inside to consume. It's quite alarming to find a half-eaten squirrel on my bed or the feathered remains of a dove under the dining room table when I get home from work since she doesn't have the decency to eat her meals in her own bed or designated area. She gets nervous at times and likes to lick me for comfort. She needs reassurance frequently since her previous living arrangement left emotional scars on her psyche.

    The third roommate tends to be somewhat aloof and at times illusive. It's not uncommon for her to spend the early hours of her evenings outside away from the rest of us and the major portion of her time lounging around just sleeping. She will come in to my room in the middle of the night and crash at the end of my bed, or if it's particularly chilly, she'll snuggle up closer to my pillow. I also suspect she may be an accomplice with the second roommate in helping to obtain her carnivorous cravings.

    Come to think of it, all three of my roommates actually prefer to sleep with me instead of selecting any of the myriad of bed choices available to them throughout the house. It can get a little crowded, but I wouldn't have it other way.
     
  2. Kevinr20

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    My roommate licks my bare feet when they hang off the bed at night.
     
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    LimeyLad Banned

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    My roommate is prone to mad fits and climbs up the drapes to sit on top of the curtain rod.
     
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    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Before my roommate passed he would do anything to please my wife. Right infront of me he would beg for attention. More like my wife was his mom.
     
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    My roommate has recently discovered the pleasures of licking himself for extended periods of time. I thought that maybe he had developed a UTI, but the vet checked and ruled that out. We are in the process of changing that behavior right now.


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    uzimon Daca is caca

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    My cat (from south of the border) is so cheap she will use a mop to "clean" carpet. To save money.
     
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    Mine sleeps in until breakfast is ready and she has groomed IMG_0314.JPG herself to meet the public. Great at Pheasant Hunting thought!
     
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    One of my roommates turns the couch toward the window to watch the little kids playing outside.
     
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    My room mate stares at me every evening around 7:30. She wants to eat.
     
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  10. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    Sounds like roommate envy... :whistling:
     
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    Me thinks that you are making a reference to a particular Will Ferrell skit from SNL. That is as close as I am getting to that one, lest we get poo-pooed by management. whistling...


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  12. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    No, had nothing to do with SNL, just going with thread title and its intended disposition based upon the all too common, and at least in my case lifelong premise of male dogs which have male owners and the thoughts of the latter about the abilities of the former while lounging around the house.

    I'm sure this clears it all up. No SNL intended.
     
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    My 18 pounder will figure out how to get up on the counter for pizza!
     
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    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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    My roommate has never spoken a single word to me, or to anyone really. Oh well.
     
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    My roommate poops on the floor and THEN asks to step outside.
     
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    B0292710-534E-4C1D-BAE0-6CDC7AC15331.jpeg She was licking my feet yesterday.
     
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    You would too, if you could. :dancingbanana:
     
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    My one eyed roommate ****s in a box with the door open and will stare you down. I, not my roommate, have to empty that box for fear that they will start ****ting somewhere else.
     
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    The last time my roomie was in my living room he farted so badly I made him go outside.
     
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    One time, my roommate (without alcohol or a date being involved), not only drank an entire 4 oz bottle of hoppes gun oil off the coffee table, he also ate the bottle.

    He was dragging his butt in the grass for a week with a leaky butt. Left streaks of dead grass.
     
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