Some of Life's Little Rules

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  1. Ranger.357

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    Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

    One good turn gets most of the blankets.

    There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

    An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

    Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

    The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.....

    For people who like peace and quiet; a phoneless cord.

    I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

    Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

    I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

    Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"...till you can find a rock.

    It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

    Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

    Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

    Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.