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Some home remedies ...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 5, 2003.

  1. okie

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    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
    of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
    almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
    getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by
    simply peeing in the sink.

    4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
    a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
    from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze
    button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
    will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you
    will forget about the tooth ache.