Some Guy Just Called Me A Perfect A**hole This Afternoon.

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  1. G19Cfan

    G19Cfan

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    A perfect a-hole? No sh*t?

    As for the prep experience:

    https://happycolonfoods.com/

    I won't say it was pleasant, but I didn't mind it.
     
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  2. IamtheNRA

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    Gotta be better than Miralax and Bisacodyl.
     
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  3. BOOSTED12A

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    Like campfire seen in blazing saddles?
     
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  4. shadow_dog

    shadow_dog Hilljack

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    My latest one was in March. I asked the nurse if I could still go home as soon as I farted. She said don't worry about that anymore because they use something besides oxygen to inflate people now. I just can't remember what it was. I am thinking co2 for some reason, but maybe not.
     
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  5. LinuxLover

    LinuxLover Ba-nan-nah-nuh

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    I had my endo at Loma Linda VA Medical Center in SoCal.

    Yeah - nasty so I just took a couple of Fleet Enemas and hoped that would work. It did and the doc said I was really cleaned out like he hadn't seen before.

    I digress. There was a guy arguing with the admitting nurse that he was here for his colonoscopy.....

    "But Sir .... you were here yesterday and the day before and you had it done four days ago!"

    "No I didn't - I must've overslept and missed it, so I did the prep and here I am" he said.

    "Listen" she said, "We did this four days ago and you keep on prepping and coming back - now for the third time. You've gotta quit doing this to yourself" she barked at him. ​

    I know that they gave me some sortta amnesia-anesthesia that made me forget the whole thing.

    I called the VA and apologized for missing MY appointment too. I told the nurse that I must've somehow slept through the whole day and missed the appointment (the VA hates for anyone to miss an appointment).

    "Oh no" she said, "you were here and we've got the pictures to prove it".

    They must get a lot of that.............................

     
  6. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    I think they used swamp gas on me.

    :headscratch:
     
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    Obviously nobody’s perfect. Plus perfect is 10 years. That or he is eyeing a Porche down the road, say 5 years. :whistling:
     
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  8. G19Tony

    G19Tony Sneet CLM

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    I mixed it with 7Up.

    I liked the Propofol, too. Best nap I’ve had in a long time. Woke up feeling great!
     
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    When I was in paramedic school, I observed an endoscopy (down to food tube). They recorded it with a video camera. I queried as to why? The resident said that too many people kept freaking out when they got a bill for a procedure they “never had”, and contested the bill. They showed them the video. This was in the 90’s
     
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    Take drugs and get anal probing. I can’t wait!
     
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    aircarver Descent Terminated Silver Member

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    OK ... That WAS a scream ... :rofl: .. :animlol:

    .... But accurate !! ... :wow:
     
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    Don’t know if it is still done, but once “the world’s largest human colon” toured the country. It was set up in shopping malls and school gyms so people could do walkthroughs for free.
     
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    Had one in 2019. They almost refused to do it because my blood pressure spiked. Had a chat with the doctor and explained my blood pressure had spiked a year or so earlier when I was to have cataract surgery. Suggested it was merely “lab coat syndrome”. They did the procedure so thankfully the prepping wasn’t wasted.

    Likely my last Colonscopy due to age.
     
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    I remember during my first one being somewhat awake. The Dr, nurse and I talked about vacationing in Vegas (LOL) and I could somewhat feel the scope making the right side curve of my intestine.. The others that I've had done were basically lights out.
     
  15. bababoris

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    All colons matter


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  16. Trucker3573

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    Yeah that prep was the worst part. Funny thing is they have the audacity to flavor it. You can sprinkle grape flavoring on a turd but guess what, it still tastes like .


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    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    There was a company who would take a wax impression of your bung hole and cast it in gold for you or a loved one to wear as a pendant. I don't think the trend ever really took off though
     
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    You must had have too much Taco Bell over the years.....
     
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    I had my first one done at 40 years old due to high risk. I was scared of being unconscious. I had never been before.
    Anyway I showed up the morning of and the receptionist told me I was a week early and my appointment wasn’t until the following week. Fortunately they found a slot for me later that day.
     
  20. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    I've got a picture of mine now from the inside.




    I can see why that idea never took off.