Some Guy Just Called Me A Perfect A**hole This Afternoon.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by willie_pete, Sep 22, 2020.

  1. tommyd78

    tommyd78

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    Just had one Thursday, same here little sleep the drink of choice was 2 12oz. bottles of lemon flavored magnesium citrate even in the fridge cooled did not help but I held it down. It was so nasty.
     
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    Did you tell em " thanks, I bleach" ? Glad everything is gtg
     
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  3. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    They gave me the good stuff, propophol as above. Good stuff. I could see how Michael Jackson got hooked. They are taking to me one minute and a second later I don't remember a thing.

    I wake up with a nurse telling me they blew me up like a balloon and I could not leave until I expelled all that gas.

    I was passing gas so bad, it reminded me of the ride in an AF hypobaric chamber.
     
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  4. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    Short answer is NO.
     
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  5. Dave514

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    We could use some anal bleaching around here just to help these Aholes lighten up.
     
  6. MinervaDoe

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    Congratulations on your colonoscopy. :moonie:
     
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    You are a smart man to get the test done regularly. I’m about due to go thru it again soon.
     
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    Oldschooltube Flux Capacitor Technician

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    Don’t forget the dollar bill!
     
  9. winchester62

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    Did it for the first time at 48. Prep was no big deal. Procedure was no big deal. Do it.
     
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    The best part of a colonoscopy is breakfast after it’s over.
     
  11. G19Tony

    G19Tony Sneet CLM

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    I had one last month. Suprep was easy, they found 3 polyps, non cancerous, but I have to go back in 3 years. This was my second one.
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    I’ve always want to go get mine looked at.

    mine has a crack in it
     
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    I had mine done and was told I didn't need to return for 10 years...I was a little disheartened to look the other day and seen it was 7 years ago..The room of shame was the worst. You know where you were all put in the same area after the procedure? I couldn't look anyone in the eye...lol
     
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    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    That Suprep must be an acquired taste.

    :freak:

    I thought I was going to up-chuck it all.
     
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    That **** is farking NASTY.
     
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    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    The prep is 100x worse than the actual procedure. Lay down, go nite-nite, wake up.
     
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    automatic slim Former "Walmart Shopper"

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    He didn't understand it at first but....

    He got it in the end.
     
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    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    That is exactly what I had. The nurse said , " You're going to start feeling a little bit sle ".

    I woke up 30 minutes later with another nurse telling me to fart.
     
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    Ah, yes, the post-scope farting is glorious!
     
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