Im sure this will make all my nebraska neighbors laugh. COLD IS A RELATIVE THING... 65 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians put on down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above: People in Miami all die. Nebraskan close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? " 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.