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Solicitations for Hillary Clinton-Bosnia Monument

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Tennessee Slim, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. Tennessee Slim

    Tennessee Slim Señor Member CLM

    Apr 14, 2004
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    Mucus City, USA
    Dear Friends and Relatives:

    We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument to Hillary Clinton's heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

    We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson & Barak Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton could never tell the difference.

    We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

    If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

    Thank you,

    Hillary Clinton Monument Committee

    P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

    P.P.S And another thing... Now let me get this straight. Bill Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

    God Bless America!
  2. AV1911

    AV1911 Cali Girl

    Feb 18, 2006
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    A.V. California
    Oh geez, this is freakin' priceless!!!
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: