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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Jul 14, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    AN OLD MAN WENT TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE TO APPLY

    FOR SOCIAL SECURITY. AFTER WAITING IN LINE A LONG TIME, HE

    GOT TO THE COUNTER. THE WOMAN BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED

    HIM FOR HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE TO VERIFY HIS AGE.


    HE CHECKED HIS POCKETS AND REALIZED HE HAD LEFT HIS WALLET

    AT HOME. HE TOLD THE WOMAN THE HE WAS VERY SORRY BUT HE

    SEEMED TO HAVE LEFT HIS WALLET AT HOME. "I WILL HAVE TO GO

    HOME AND COME BACK LATER."


    THE WOMAN SAYS, "UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT."


    SO HE OPENS HIS SHIRT REVEALING LOTS OF CURLY SILVER HAIR

    SHE SAYS, "THAT SILVER HAIR ON YOUR CHEST IS PROOF ENOUGH

    FOR ME," AND SHE PROCESSED HIS SOCIAL SECURITY APPLICATION.


    WHEN HE GETS HOME, THE MAN EXCITEDLY TELLS HIS WIFE ABOUT

    HIS EXPERIENCE AT THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE. SHE SAID, "YOU

    SHOULD HAVE DROPPED YOUR PANTS. YOU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN

    DISABILITY