One day a Georgia state patrolman pulled a car over for speeding about 20 miles from the Florida line on I-75. When the officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Jacksonville to do a show that night and didnt want to be late. The patrolman told the driver that he was fascinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldnt give him a ticket. The juggler told him that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didnt have anything to juggle. The patrolman told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the patrolman got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled up behind the patrol car and a drunk got out and looked at the show, and then went to the patrol car, opened the back door and got in. The patrolman saw him do this and went over to his car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, Just go on and take me to jail..... theres no way in the world that I can pass that test.