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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 30, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Three priests are showering together, when they run out of soap. One of the priests decides to go get some more, on his way back his towel falls off. Thinking nothing of it, since it was after hours, he just throws it over his shoulder. He's almost to the showers, when he turns and is about to go down another hallway. When he sees two nuns are about to turn the corner he backs up, luckly they hadn't seen him. He thinks quickly since the nuns were very close and freezes like a statue. The nuns start down the hall, when they see the priest they stop to look at him. "Oh this must be the new statue we were getting, it's very.... interesting" comments one of the nuns. "Look he has a bar of soap in his hand and a towel around his neck." comments the other. "I wonder what happens when you do this," says the first nun rubbing her hand up and down the statue's lower half, "Oh look liquid soap"
     
  2. saspic

    saspic Howdy Y'all! CLM

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    A nudist pops down to the corner convenience store for some potato chips and gum. As he's about to leave, he's shocked to see three nuns entering the door. He freezes, unsure of what to do. Then, as he watches them make their way slowly towards the counter, he's relieved to see that all three are blind.

    Unfortunately the first bumps into him and says,"Oh sisters, I found a vending machine." She puts a quarter in his mouth and yanks on his pen!$. He hands her the gum. "Sisters," she says, "I got a packet of gum."

    The second puts a quarter in his mouth and yanks on his pen!$. He hands her the potato chips. "Sisters, I got a bag of potato chips."

    The third nun puts a quarter in his mouth and yanks on his pen!$. "Oh, sisters...hand lotion!"
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  3. okie

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    That is funny as hell also;f ;f ;f