Three priests are showering together, when they run out of soap. One of the priests decides to go get some more, on his way back his towel falls off. Thinking nothing of it, since it was after hours, he just throws it over his shoulder. He's almost to the showers, when he turns and is about to go down another hallway. When he sees two nuns are about to turn the corner he backs up, luckly they hadn't seen him. He thinks quickly since the nuns were very close and freezes like a statue. The nuns start down the hall, when they see the priest they stop to look at him. "Oh this must be the new statue we were getting, it's very.... interesting" comments one of the nuns. "Look he has a bar of soap in his hand and a towel around his neck." comments the other. "I wonder what happens when you do this," says the first nun rubbing her hand up and down the statue's lower half, "Oh look liquid soap"