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"Soap and Water"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Soap and Water"

    A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners. When he sat
    down at
    the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had
    ever seen
    in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess,
    running
    his fingers over the grit and grime.

    She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them." He
    felt a
    bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. The
    meal
    was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.

    When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and called,

    "Here Soap!!! Here Water!!!"

    ;N
     
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    Arf, Arf. Works for me.
     

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    I had a cat that LOVED to lick dishes clean.

    I used to let her lick all my dishes, before I washed them.

    Once when I had company over, after dinner, I let my cat lick my plate clean, and I put it back in the cupboard.

    The look on their faces was priceless. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I really miss that cat. RIP Lucky: 1982 - 6/9/1999
     
  5. Glockdude1

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    Now that would be a great video moment!!

    :rofl:
     
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    :rofl::rofl: