So what is the one thing you do that annoys your wife or GF?

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  1. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    Mess up the kitchen? Pass wind? Constantly change tv channels with the remote? Leave the toilet seat up? Dress sloppily? Pee in the shower?

    Me being nosy again it's what I do.

    BF grunts at me when I'm talking to him. If I'm not sure he is really listening, sometimes I throw a question at him to check.


    EDIT: If there are more than one thing, pick the one that annoys her the most.
     
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    Anything and everything annoys women. They live to b i tch.
     
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  8. Hannie Caulder

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    Pick the one that annoys her the most.
     
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    I'm very supportive of my friends and practice "live & let live." In fact, I'm "hands off" when it comes to their plans or dreams. I'll offer suggestions if asked, but once that's said, I keep my nose out of their business and keep my mouth shut!

    The other side of that coin is that no one tells me what to. It's my life, my choice and if it doesn't harm anyone else, butt the hxll out! Anyone who thinks they'll direct or influence my decisions is in for a rough road! My BIL once said "When we hear you say I wonder what doing that would be like?, the very next thing...…. You've gone and done it!"

    My life.….. hands off!

    EDIT: I talked to friend Bonnie and read this post to her to get her reaction. I've known Bonnie for about 20 years and she probably knows me better than anyone. Her reaction? "That post describes you perfectly!"

    Flash
     
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    I can get mine to flare up when, after seeing two women smooching each other, I tell her: All you women are BI.
    Works every time.
     
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    Two things I do if I want to annoy is whistle. She can't stand it and is almost like Sheldon on Big Bang as one of her fiercest rules, NO WHISTLING EVER! She will be doing something intently and I will look at my grown kids when they are around and I will start a soft low whistle and all eyes will turn to my wife to see how long it takes for her to notice and then I hear, stop that!

    Another thing I do if I want to tease her is move items I know she uses a lot in the kitchen to the top shelf. She is not 5ft tall and can't reach anything up there. I will be in my office and having moved something she needs I will hear her step stool scooting across the kitchen floor and her fussing under her breath the whole time. I will holler are you having issues in there? YES you know I am you &&%%%^!
     
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    My wife is extremely patient but gets annoyed when I pass gas. Can't blame her.
     
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    Why do you automatically assume that we drive our ladies crazy? Maybe I'm a saint, and my girlfriend drives me crazy.
     
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    And I thought Hannie had run out of questions to ask. :kidding:
     
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    That's a good question. We've known each other for about 8 years but just got married in Jan, so we've been living together for only 8 months. For right now it doesn't seem like I annoy her much. In fact, she says I'm the easiest to get along with than any guy she's ever known. Definitely going to ask her this question.

    Anyway, having said that, there is one thing I know of that really gets under her skin. Once in a great while, in response to something she's made a mistake on or telling me about some ache or pain, I'll say "Well, ya know, when a woman gets to be your age..." She says that goes right through her. (btw, we're both in our mid 50's) I use it carefully and rarely. ;)
     
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    When I don't practice her love languages.

    Oh, and leaving the knife I used to make my pb&j in the sink.
     
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