...gives her class an assignment to tell a story the next day with a moral at the end. The next day the teacher calls on three kids: 1st kid: "My mom went to the store yesterday on her bicycle , put a dozen eggs she bought in the basket in the front. On the way home she crashed and broke all the eggs. The moral of the story is , don't put all your eggs in one basket." 2nd kid: "Yesterday , I found a penny on the way home. So I put it in my bank. The moral of the story is , A penny saved is a penny earned." 3rd kid: "One time my dad was in Vietnam , he hid in a trench with a had grenade , a machine gun, a machete and a bottle of whiskey. He started drinking the whiskey. The enemy came into the trench to attack. My dad took a drink of whiskey and threw the hand grenade at them. More of the enemy came and my dad took a drink of whiskey and shot them with the machine gun. Another of the enemy came and my dad took a drink of whiskey and hacked him up with the machete." "What's the moral of the story ?" ,asked the flabbergasted teacher. " Don't **** with my dad when he's been drinking!" , the kid replied.