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so this is the afterlife huh?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by BEER, Dec 22, 2012.

  1. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    it's december 22nd so obviously the world ended sometime yesterday as predicted and we are all dead.

    the transition was smoother than i expected. no screaming, fires, monster/aliens/zombies/lawyers running amok. that was kind of disappointing really since that sort of thing always looks like fun in the movies.

    one the 1 hand Girl got frisky this morning which is highly unusual for her so i thought maybe i'd made it upstairs, but on the other hand there's no classic stingray in the driveway and my back property is still just brown grass and weeds instead of the massive fish stocked lake i was hoping for.

    then i went to town to academy and checked out the gun section. now i'm pretty sure i was tricked and i was sent downstairs instead.

    heaven/hell/otherwise, this whole afterlife thing is looking a lot like regular life. somebody has some splainin to do.
     
  2. FPS

    FPS

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    Welcome to the after life. Enjoy the ride.

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  3. dango

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    So this is it huh ? Not to piss or moan but I was expected something more !:wow: I'm still hungry and I didn't know obnoxiousness solicitors called from the cosmos ! :shocked:
     
  4. Dragoon44

    Dragoon44 Unfair Facist Lifetime Member

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    Technically since the end of the previous batktun signifies the start of a new one, a "Birth" so to speak. I guess you could call this the "Afterbirth".

    :rofl::rofl:
     
  5. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    I expected cake. :miff:
     
  6. Atlas

    Atlas transmogrifier

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    Welcome to the Restaurant At The End Of The Universe...
    We have your table here, no waiting.

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  7. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    that reminds me, must pack towel in bug out bag.
     
  8. janice6

    janice6 Silver Member

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    CRAP! This isn't any better than the life I just left. I was hoping for more.


    And I still have to buy Christmas presents.
     
  9. Fastbear

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    Afterlife is the same except no more income tax, no more political monkies, and plenty of hot coffee/doughnuts every morning.
     
  10. smokin762

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    After I read it, I thought the same thing. :rofl:
     
  11. Spiffums

    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    If I'm stuck in some bad episode of LOST......I might just go postal on the Island! Now where was that mail bag from the plane.
     
  12. Atlas

    Atlas transmogrifier

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    So far, the afterlife is looking pretty good...
    A quiet, beautiful afternoon, more studying to do, girlfriend's attitude is no worse than in the previous life..
     
  13. sawgrass

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    I'm kinda diggin' it. Upgraded to a Lifetime NRA membership and going to sit in the hottub and drink a couple of Obsidian
    Stout's. Might be better than what I expected!

    Happy Holidays All!