it's december 22nd so obviously the world ended sometime yesterday as predicted and we are all dead. the transition was smoother than i expected. no screaming, fires, monster/aliens/zombies/lawyers running amok. that was kind of disappointing really since that sort of thing always looks like fun in the movies. one the 1 hand Girl got frisky this morning which is highly unusual for her so i thought maybe i'd made it upstairs, but on the other hand there's no classic stingray in the driveway and my back property is still just brown grass and weeds instead of the massive fish stocked lake i was hoping for. then i went to town to academy and checked out the gun section. now i'm pretty sure i was tricked and i was sent downstairs instead. heaven/hell/otherwise, this whole afterlife thing is looking a lot like regular life. somebody has some splainin to do.