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so this guy runs out of gas------

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.
    Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
    The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
    "I'm out of gas."
    The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
    Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.
    After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
    "Try it now," said one bee.
    The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
    "Wow!" the man exclaimed.
    "What did you put in my gas tank"?

    The bee answered, "BP."

    Hehehe I am too far away for you to hit me.....
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Did you make that up yourself?
     

  3. lethal tupperwa

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    The Romper room preschool humor resources web site is back up again. :sad: :shocked: ;)
     
  5. busterbob

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    I thought it cute.
     
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    whogasak47 JPFO-GOA

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