and the first house he gets to has a gift certificate for a new fishing rod and reel, the neighbor meets him and congradulates him stating how he thought the gift would be good for his retirement years.... at the next house the mail box has a gift certificate for a recliner, the neighbor comes out and states that since he was retiring he might enjoy relaxing with his feet up some times.... at the third house a woman walks out in a thong and topless. she leads the mailman inside, takes him upstairs and screws the daylights out of him. she then takes him downstairs and cooks him breakfast. after the meal she puts a one dollar bill on the table. the mailman says to her, "madam, the sex was great and the breakfast was very good, but what's with the dollar"? the woman says "when i told my husband that you were retiring and that we should get you a gift, my husband said "screw'em, give him a dollar", but the breakfast was my idea"!