So tell me about the craziest girl you ever dated.

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  1. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    I have noticed that a lot of my GT men think us women are crazy. So lets hear about your personal experiences.

    Please keep it clean so this thread doesn't get locked.

    (EDIT) Almost forgot: Me being nosy again it's what I do.
     
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  2. Ramjet38

    Ramjet38 Mentally Frozen

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    All women are crazy.
     

  3. Dave514

    Dave514

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    One that thought she was a model and that I was one of "her men".
     
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    She would lay on the floor and kick holes in the walls with her feet. I kinda miss her. My ex-wife tried to shoot me with an AR-15, I don't miss her.
     
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    seanmac45 CLM

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    Took a girl out and she showed up on the Precinct steps the next day telling everyone we were going to be married. Then proceeded to go into graphic details about the previous evening.

    The second and third platoons were highly amused.

    I dove out the Roll Call window and told my partner to meet me by our RMP.

    Found out later she was the Pct. EDP badge bunny and my squad mates had thrown us together the night before to enjoy the results.


    Bastids..................
     
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    pcbs

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    In Australia, while on R&R from 'Nam, met a gal named Georgina who wanted to kill me because I suggested we invite an Aboriginal gal over to our table.
     
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  7. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    .....she gave me a key the first week.....

    ...best month ever....went right to my head......this is EASY! .....single very since......pretty much....
     
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  8. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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  9. Andy P

    Andy P

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    But she missed you. ;)
     
  10. lazarus66

    lazarus66

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    She never got a round off, Thank God!
     
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    Gokyo

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    I was dating a Palestinian girl.

    She had a little trouble on her flight back to USA, and got held up in New York. But she should be Back soon.
     
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    I can smell the super crazy ones a mile away. Never dated any of those. Just the regular crazy ones. Been married to one now for almost 35 years.
     
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    After my divorce I met several women I considered fairly “wild”, fortunately none I would label as crazy.
     
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    This September will be our twentieth anniversary.

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    mfm9 What?

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    I took a homeless girl out on a date once. She was great. At the end of the evening, you could just drop her off anywhere.

    -Mike
     
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    Tessa. 1990.

    A beautiful green eyed brunette. Tall, athletic, aerobics, weights, running, she loved going out, loved riding on my motorcycle, a dream come true, or so I thought.

    Dated here for 30 days, yes 30 days. Long story short, she had a VIOLENT jealousy streak. I saw hints of it, in the first 2 weeks. It all ended when we were at a club, drinking, dancing having a great time.

    While we there, a girl I went to high school with was there with her boyfriend. She ran up to me and gave me a hug. The hug set Tessa off. She started screaming, 'You want to F*** her? You in love with her?

    I was shocked, as I was about to say something, her left fist came flying right at my jaw. I looked like Keanu Reeves from the matrix, attempting to dodge her left. she cut my chin with the ring she was wearing.

    It was over at that time.

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  17. John_AZ

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    Do you want me to keep it clean, or do you want me to tell you about her?
     
  18. Joshhtn

    Joshhtn The eBay Guy Gold Member

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    I have been married to her for the last 8 years and I've been around her craziness for the last 13 years.
     
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    My first wife. Now deceased and there is no more neurotic soul in Hell.

    Crazy jealous, eventually violent, and as it turned out, sleeping with everyone but me.

    She's how I firmly learned about people projecting emotions.

    Divorce from her was one of the best things I've ever done for myself.

    (P.S. My wife and I have now been together for 35 years)
     
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    After 1 date she went into full on stalker mode............

    After 3 months of me ignoring her she went on to somebody else.
     
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