So my sister in law is offended.

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  1. Batesmotel

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    She doesn’t like this little figure I have on the mantle. She is offended by it. She is afraid her sons will see it and is refusing to come over until I throw it out or at least paint a swim suit on it.

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    I bought this one instead. Problem solved.

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!

    I like your style, sir.
     
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    I’m not going to ask why the finish is worn off on the lower part of the larger statue
     
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    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    My sister put clothing on something like that at my brothers when she house sat (college age)
    But it was a joke.
    Go to good will type place, get a two piece string swimsuit. I bet he examines the statue more with a two piece then as is. ( if he is at least 12). Then again he is watching hard core porn online.
     
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    I don't give a **** if your sister in law is offended ;

    And apparently, neither do you.... Well played, sir, well played.
     
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    pittpa What did I come in here for?

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    Can’t believe you got past the censors here.


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  8. Batesmotel

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    I just sick of her self righteous attitude.
     
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    Hopefully you got those ghetto carpets replaced...
     
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    Better not have the David {Michelangelo} statue hanging around. But wait maybe the sis might like that one.
     
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    cheygriz God Bless Trump

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    Print out some pictures of Michelangelo's work, Rafael's, and a few other world renowned artists.

    Then ask the prude if these are obscene.
     
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    Your house, your rules. Your SIL sounds like a liberal.
     
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    71XZHyKt+JL__UY395_.jpg Throw this on the statues neck and be done with it maybe she likes Bling
     
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    I have a little statue out by the shore of the lake. My buddies wife is so offended by it she won't even kayak in this cove.
     
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    Working on it slowly as the kids (and their stuff) move out. Three kids, four dogs and tons of parties have taken their toll.
     
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    Well . . . . You do live in Utah!

    We don't have that problem here in California. Excuse me please. There is a party going on in Hollywood and I am late . . .

    So, eat your heart out, you California haters!!!
     
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    Lmao!
    The original one is no more anatomical correct than a Barbie doll. Lol
     
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    Offended!?!?!?

    I guess she doesn't watch much TV or YouTube or browse the internet, see movies or walk around in public much. Honestly, if you find this offensive in this day and age, you'd better lock yourself in your house.

    Your brother (or BIL) is married to a prude. Poor him
     
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    So much wrong here. :upeyes:




    Starting with the lamp...

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