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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Timor, Feb 5, 2007.

  1. Timor

    Timor

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    A wife walked in the kitchen one morning and asked her husband if the dress she was wearing made her look fat.

    He replied, "As opposed to what else?"

    It made her so mad he didn't see her for three days.


    On the fourth day the swelling started to go down and he could kind of see her out of his left eye.
     
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