This is a riot.. I'd meant to share this earlier and forgot. While watching the inauguration with Mom today, my Aunt was at my Mom's.. now she's a major, major lefty.. Bernie Sanders supporter.. gimme gimme gimme as long as someone else has to pay for it. During one of the breaks they were showing Trump getting out of a vehicle and the Secret Service was .. well, being the Secret Service. She's convinced they know Trump is going to be assassinated because they were "constantly looking around, not standing still, staying close to him", etc. I was puzzled and told her that's what the Secret Service always does.. she insists with Obama they were "much more relaxed" because of his popularity and they knew nobody wanted to kill him. I honestly couldn't really think of a comeback and simply stared at her in disbelief that she could be that dense. Thankfully the speech was only 10min away and I got to hear her call Trump a racist homophobic misogynist, etc, etc.