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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by DScottHewitt, Apr 19, 2012.

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  1. DScottHewitt

    DScottHewitt EMT-B

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    That something like 95% of dogs don't get the protein they need in their diet.

    I decided to do something about it. But I didn't know what. Then, I realized that eggs are high in protein. SO I started getting like the five dozen egg packs of eggs at Wally World. Now, I have no idea if dogs can bite through the shell of an egg, so I punched a little hole in each egg's shell with a small nail. I figure, that way, the dogs can suck the egg insides out.

    So, now I go around looking for yards with dogs in them. If there is a six foot security fence, I gently toss the egg over the fence to give it to the dog.


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  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    So, I read somewhere. . . .


    That the guy that posts the most new threads on GNG on April 19 gets to be renamed Paul Revere. :rofl:


    (But this one was pretty funny.)
     

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