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So, I have an unlimited supply of Girl Scout Cookies

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by certifiedfunds, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    Daughter is a scout. Wifey bought >100 boxes. Her intent was to give them away. We have cases of them in the freezer. My pants are getting tight and everywhere I look there is a box. I can't avoid them.

    How can I stop?

    I'm midway through a sleeve of treefoils right now.
     
  2. jhall

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    Good Lord. You might as well get some sweatpants and prepare to never leave the couch after you eat 100 boxes!

    There is no hope for stopping I'm afraid.
     
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    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    I'm not planning to eat 100 boxes but I wasn't planning to eat that sleeve of treefoils a minute ago either.

    She's supposed to give the damn things away.
     
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    i think you should send me 10 boxes.

    will that help?

    ked:wavey:
     
  5. jhall

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    I know! That's how it starts, just one sleeve! :supergrin:
     
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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    She can give me some! Love those Thin Mints :faint:
     
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    I'll jump on this grenade too. Thin mints are awesome!
     
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    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    Those and the coconut/chocolatey ones are in the freezer. The thin mints are pretty good frozen. The coconutty ones are too hard and I don't have the patience to thaw them.
     
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    I'll take some if you're offering them. I guess you better start working out.
     
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    You might need to get out and ride your bike. Just watch out for the rude people. :supergrin:
     
  12. Javelin

    Javelin Got Glock? Silver Member

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    Damn!

    Put down the thin mints and step away from the package!







    :rofl: :wavey:


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    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    :rofl:I've been slacking too. Didn't even sweat today.
     
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    Sounds like a crack of the whip is in order.
     
  16. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    I might leave her a note.

    So starting tomorrow I will eat no more girlscout cookies.

    BTW, this same thing happened last year and I gained almost 10lbs while training for a triathlon 6 days a week. I'm not training for ANYTHING right now except one notch bigger on my belt.
     
  17. Gunhaver

    Gunhaver the wrong hands

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    I have been known to pour an entire box of the shortbread cookies into a bowl of milk and eat them like cereal.
     
  18. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    Stop IT!












    I've done that too. :embarassed:
     
  19. Naelbis

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    If you want to give them away you can take them down to your local PD or SO. I assure you that they will be gladly accepted and promptly consumed, probably before another shift shows up...:whistling:
     
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    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    That is an excellent idea!
     
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