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Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 1, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
    I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
    consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a
    death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
    whatsoever!"
    A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What
    would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
    sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their
    laughter
    and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
    sympathetically
    at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
    have
    to write the exam with your other hand."
    Luke
     
  2. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    YES!


    A good come back which may be adapted to numerous situations! ;f

    Thanks,;Y