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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 1, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
    As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened
    his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir,
    I need to see your ticket, not your stub."