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smoking condoms

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jul 18, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it
    started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
    put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
    Lady 1: What's that?
    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
    Lady 1: Where did you get it?
    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
    announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy,
    obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, afterall,
    over 80
    years of age, but he very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
    Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

    The pharmacist fainted
     
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